26 January 2009

fairytales? uh-uh.

if cinderella had athlete's foot,
would the prince even let her try the glass slipper?

if snow white had pimples all over her face,
would her prince charming try and kiss her?

if rapunzel was really bald,
would the prince risk his life to go up the tower?

if sleeping beauty had crooked teeth,
would her prince kiss her to wake her up from the eternal sleep?

if ariel never had the sweetest enchanting voice,
won't prince eric be bothered by her fish tail?


this is the reality.
a fairytale is just an illusion for ugly peasants like me.
no prince will pay attention to
an infectioned-foot, pimple-faced, bald-headed,
shark-toothed, tone-deaf half-human half-fish creature..

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